Tuesday, April 28, 2009

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Men are probably the most confusing animals on earth. Trust me, the friends and I have had DEEP conversations about this matter. One minute, they’re quite in love with a female, and the next POOF! Gone. Wash, rinse, repeat. And on and on and on…..

Really? What the heck is up with their heads?

At this stage in their development, though, I can see where some of the wiring in their brains is a tad bit out of sync with ours. They’re still somewhat developing, and are barely reaching the same maturity level as most of us women.

But really, guys?

This is getting tiring.

You, boy, need to grow up and decide what you want in life. Take your compliments, your insults, and your general neediness and figure yourself, and us, out.

My hope in life is to fall in love (with an amazing example of a guy) and start a family with said “I fell in love with this man” guy. Your goals, dear male, go as far as what you might eat tomorrow, or what mischief to create.

I: want to be successful and happy in my career, and I want someone who supports me, loves me, loves life, their career, and family. I hope for someone who loves me as much as I love them (no hurry, seriously) and who I can support as much as they support me. See? Ambitions and goals, people.

You: want to challenge the establishment, find yourself, and discover the “here and now.” Your ambitions and goals = nonexistent

Life moves quickly, sir, and you must move with it. You’re kind of just floating on and really, the world might need for you to figure yourself out and contribute.


Whew. Ok, I’m done with my rant. Now on to your previously scheduled broadcast….

3 comments:

Stretch said...

It sounds more like you just have bad luck with men, or you consistently attract the same kind of guys. I would have to disagree with your comments about how men don't strive for goals and have worthwhile ambitions. If you take a harder look you might find that your view of the average man is a lot more narrow than you think.

Junjun said...

haha, careful, Lankus. All the blanket statements are chunked in the first two large paragraphs and the later part of the post clearly focuses on one person - that's why the views seem "narrow," because they're honing in on *one* male, not all of them.

I Exhale Vanilla Lace said...

Thanks Junjun! It really was meant at one guy in particular, and NO Lankus, I don't believe that I have a narrow view of men at all. It's one guy that this is about. FYI